Work and Swear Words
I’ve been waiting for some good news to write about. That last entry sounded a little emo…
Unfortunately, nothing really exciting has happened yet. But i’m giong to write a little anyway. I had to work today. The game started at 12, which was good, because that meant it was over with quicker. The downside was that not only did I have to be at the stadium at 9:30, it was FREEZING COLD. And because of Utah’s bipolar weather, it was really hot when i had to walk home 6 hours later, so i felt silly with my coat. But BYU won the game, during the last five minutes, so that was good, i guess.
When I came home, I had some food, and that made me feel tons better. Daniel and I decided to make a spontaneous music video, but we couldn’t decide on a song, and we couldn’t find anyone else available to help, so it ended up not happening. He went and hung out with his sister, and I went to bed. A couple hours later, my phone rang, and I was awake again. So I ate more food, and watched Scary Movie 4 on Comedy Central. It was such a dumb movie.
Daniel and I have made a new swear word. Well, the word already existed, but we promoted it to swear word status. That word is “coug.” It’s derived from the word “cougar,” the mascot of BYU, that people tend to needlessly shorten to “coug” when shouting at sporting events. Daniel and I both agree that shouting “Go Cougs!” sounds really stupid. Cooooog. coog. coug. What a dumb word. As if Cougar needs to be shortened; you save, what, a milisecond? Dumb. You sound like an idiot. Go team.
So if I ever call you a Coug, it’s not because you’re exhibiting extraordinary school spirit. It’s because I think you’re a dumbass.
To end on a positive note, Jared, one of the teachers of my super cool top secret class, made a fake movie trailer. It’s pretty funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO_Oir72EDs
December 2, 2008 at 9:48 pm
This made me pee my pants. Cougs. Haha. Serious.